My Next Novel

Calm down, my friends.  It seems those who have never read my works before are expressing understandable frustration that they can’t find them.  They are not on Amazon or in Barnes and Nobles.  As I’ve explained before, when I found my works were being censored, I pulled them from the shelves myself.  If there is enough demand, I will reissue them through an independent delivery system.

Yes, I’m more focused on bringing the End Times to our world.  But I’m also in the midst of writing my next novel (which I may have to finish in the world to come).  That’s right.  I HAVE NOT GIVEN UP WRITING.

I know what you’re thinking?  Where does one go after the end times?  Funny you should ask, because the subject and title of my new series of books is AFTER THE END TIMES.

When the antichrist is defeated, and the remaining righteous souls have ascended to heaven, the jobs of The Saved will not be done.

There will still be a hell, and if there is a hell, there will be a Lucifer to rule it.  And so, G-d will ask The Saved to embark of OPERATION HELLSTORM.  It’s time to get the Devil.  G-d cannot trust his angels, as Lucifer himself was an angel.  So it will be up to the Saved to descend into the depths of hell to defeat the Devil once and for all.  They’ll battle demons and the souls of The Unredeemed.  But what happens when the Devil offers to repent for his sins?  What will prevail, New Testament forgiveness or Old Testament payback.  Read AFTER THE END TIMES BOOK ONE: OPERATION HELLSTORM and find out.


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Some of you have asked me if you can communicate with me by “speaking in tongues” (othewise known as “Glossalalia for my more high minded readers).  My answer is a resounding “eschalla waloo waloo nkandrayyyyyy komada komada komada greis szlizar oleoleleo culoch culoch sereeese bakachutayenu wuh kuh wuh kuh regimenginicarawandlana bukkaki potay potay potay licasso milee milee roookachoo raich raich rakarakarakaraka boogoo dorestamine lysee ducat dubahoo KRAMMADA ELBAS!”

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Six Easy Ways YOU can help End the World!

The Holy Bible gives us SIGNS that should warn us of the coming of the end.   Our Lord Jesus gives us 6, The Apostle Paul 12, and 11 more by the Hebrew prophets.  Some have come true.  The rest, as I have argued, we need to MAKE happen.



Matthew 24:5 “For many will come in my name, saying, I am Christ, and will mislead many.”

Matthew 24:11 “And many false prophets will arise, and will mislead many.”

Well, we’ve seen this, from Nostradomous, To David Koresh, to Government Think tanks that are designed to predict worst case terror scenarios.  I’d add 9/11 conspiracy theorists, especially those who said they saw it coming, to the list.  I’ve been called a false prophet.

Well, let’s say I am.  The way I look at it, if that’s the case, I’m doing my part to bring about The End Times. 


How can you help?  If you see a homeless man wearing a placard proclaiming “the End is Nigh”, don’t preach to him.  The crazier his ramblings, the more you should extend you hand to help him, and help him be heard.  Buy him a loudspeaker.  Take him to dinner parties and sporting events.  Call into Larry King with a serious question, and when you get past the call screener, give him the phone.

2. WARS:

Matthew 24:6 “And you will be hearing of wars and rumors of wars; see that you are not frightened, for those things must take place, but that is not yet the end.”

As Tolstoy once asked, “War?  What is it Good for?”  If your answer is “absolutely nothing”, then I suggest you read The Book of Revelations a bit more closely. 

So how can you help?  Enlist in the armed forces, or go to work for a private military contractor (as I have, in an advisory capacity).   Or just support your local veterands (and maybe hint that they might feel better if they signed up for one more tour of duty).


Matthew 24:7 “For nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom, and in various places there will be famines and earthquakes.”

This is a tough one.  On TV, it may seem like there is enough starvation in the world.  But whatever you do, DO NOT FEED THE HUNGRY.  If everybody had a full stomach, explain to me how the End Times as prophesized by our lord and saviour will come true?

Don't worry, G-d will feed them in Heaven.

Don't worry, G-d will feed them in Heaven.


Matthew 24:14 “And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in the whole world for a witness to all the nations, and then the end shall come.”

I know, “natual” disasters,  Acts of God…your probably thinking what our new president might said when my good friend Pastor Rick Warren asked him about abortion:   “That’s above my pay grade”.  Horse puckey.

Am I suggesting we go the Lex Luthor route and plant nuclear weapons along the San Andreas fault?  Brilliant real esates scheme (in the first movie, not the abortion that was Superman Returns), but bad biblical form.

My hope is that as the popularity of this blog grows, my flock will grow along with it.  When the day comes where we’ve reached sufficient size, I propose we all head to Los Angeles (I’ll charter the buses).  When we get there, we simply have to coordinate our watches and jump up  and down simultaneously.


Matthew 24:8-9 “But all these things are merely the beginning of birth pangs.  Then they will deliver you to tribulation, and will kill you, and you will be hated by all nations on account of my name.”

Christians are under attack throughout the world.  Censored in the China, claughtered in the Sudan, and made to bite their tongue when the words “Merry Christmas” are about to leave their mouth and say “Seasons Greetings” instead.


If you’re like me, those get your hackles raised.  Especially the last one…if I see one more Menorah or Kwanzaa display next to a Nativity scene, I’ve going to smash them with 10 Commandments I purchased from my dear friend in Christ Justice Roy Moore (who was forced to take them out of his courtoom in the great state of Alabama).

But we must resist these urges.  In fact, we need to encourage Christian missionaries to go where they are most unwelcome.  Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Tianmen Square.  Let them preach our gospel far and wide.  If they take some flak, literally or figuratively, well they’re just doing their part to bring The End Times to a theater near you.


Well, what do you think I’m doing here with this blog?  I was a best selling author, and the print medium was just too small to contain my message.  So link to this site, cut and paste my quotes and send them in those chain e-mails that everyone loves to receive.

Those don’t sound like hard things to do, now do they?  Especially if each one brings us that much closer to Paradise.

This is just the start.  If this feature proves as popular as it should be, I’ve still got Paul’s 12 signs, and another eleven from the Jew Bible.  Don’t just sit back and wait for those either.  Get to work, and let’s BRING ON THE END TIMES!


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Jews don’t take the End Times laying down, and neither should we.

Now, Jews…they don’t have an End Times prophecy per se.  What they call The End of Days (aḥarit ha-yamim, אחרית הימים), is not a pre-ordained event but rather brought about by religious observance and good deeds.

Good deeds my Tuchus!  They worked theirs off to fulfill their end of the bargain when it comes to bringing the end of days.For both the Christian and Jewish End times, three things must happen:

There must be “gathering of the exiles“.  In other words, Jews returning to the land of Israel.  Check.  As Theodor Hertzl, the founder of modern Zionism said “If you will it, it is not a dream”.  Guess who else said that?  Walter Sobchak in the Big Lebowski.  Point is, the first Israelis did not wait around for God to bring them to Israel.  They went there and turned a sandtrap into a paradise.  Which brings us to: 

“The land of Israel will turn from a desert into a garden, flourishing with fruits”.  The Golan Heights.  That Israeli wine country, my friends.  Blessed is the fruit of the vine! 

There’s also the Rebuilding the Temple (which I’ve mentioned before)

And  finally the return of animail sacrifice to said temple.  I’ll talk about that in upcoming post.

We need to follow their example.  We cannot wait for prophecy to come true (although it is coming true around us), we’ve got to make it come true.  Stick with me, and I’ll show you how.

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THESE Jews Know What They Are Doing

I love Jews.  Some of my best friends are Jews.  Even more of my best friends WERE Jews who saw the light.

As we all know, both the Jewish people and the State of Israel plays an important role in the End Times.

They believe that the Messiah will come only when the Temple of Solomon is rebuilt in Jerusalem.  We believe this too – only we know that it’s the Messiah’s return, his Second Coming (as I kid my Jewish friends – how did you sleep through the first one?). 

There’s only one problem.  The site of the Second Temple, The Temple Mount in Jerusalem, is currently occupied.  Muslims are always complaining that Jews are “occupying” Palestine (hello – Jews existed BEFORE Muslims and lived in the land of Israel…if you don’t believe the Hebrew or Christian Bibles – read your own damn Koran!). 

Well, maybe Palestinians should have thought about that before they went ahead and built the Dome of the Rock on the site most holy to Jews (and pretty darn holy to the rest of G-d fearing folk).  That’s a Mosque that they believe Mohammed ascended to Heaven.  Oy.

The Temple Mount shouldn't look like this.

The Temple Mount shouldn't look like this.

I’m a bit skeptical of that last bit.  You don’t have to take my word, you can take Led Zeppelin’s.  Listen to “Stairway to Heaven” and tell me where you hear Mohammed walking up it?

  The Temple Mount Faithful are a group committed to rebuilding the The Third Temple, which hopefully look a lot like the first.

Now THIS is more like it (but with modern restrooms).

Now THIS is more like it (but with modern restrooms).

They’ve got a cornerstone and everything…but the no Israeli government will allow Jews to set foot on the Temple Mount, let alone start construction.

Again, I’m NOT advocating the violent removal of the Dome of the Rock, nor of the so-called Palestinian Arabs from Judea and Samaria.

But…and this is just me talking…if you’ve driven through what I, and well, G-d, like to call G-d’s country, you’ve seen houses on flatbead trucks.  Arabs have all that desert…I’m sure we could find some nice, less crowded place to put it without harming a stone, let alone a soul (yes…I believe Muslims have souls).

What The Temple Mount Faithful are doing is an example of what we need to be doing.  Being PRO-ACTIVE in bringing about the End of Days.

God Bless.  Krammada Elbas.  5:30.


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The End Times are NOT nigh…but we can change that!

Please allow me to introduce myself.  Yes…I am a man of wealth and fame.  But that is not why I am here.  Or rather…I hope I can use my wealth and fame for a higher purpose.

You more than likely know me and my ministry from my Bring on The End Times series of novels, direct to dvd movies.  But, if you have not hear my – or rather The Lord’s – message, I will endeavour to  tell you as quickly and cleanly as possible.

Much like my good friend Timothy LaHaye, I write fiction about the End Times.  Where my literature and I depart from his, is that neither my characters nor I am content to simply WAIT for the End Times as prophesized in The Book of Revelations.

To me that is both a dramatic and literary sin – a literal Deus Ex Machina, is you will.  My characters actively try to bring about The End Times.  Not because we wish disaster to befall our planet.  We are not simply content to WAIT for our SAVIOUR.  Take a look around you – we need him here and we need him now.

That stance has alienated me from many of my brothers in Christ.  And, as you may know, from my publishers.  As a result, I h pulled all my books from print.  I self-published – and pass the savings on to you.

But novels take long to write – the internet is a much quicker delivery system.  While I must admit to being somewhat technologically illiterate,  I am nevertheless impatient to bring my vision to you directly and free of charge.

9/11 may or may not have been a sign of The End Times.  But it was definitely a wakeup call.  Muslims are preparing to bring about their own End Times in a manner both violent and vile.

We have got to bring about OUR End Times, the CHRISTIAN End Times, before they do.  I believe we will.  Because our God is bigger than theirs.

We will make our own SIGNS.  I will show you the way, just as my characters have.

But – and this is important – we will do so WITHOUT VIOLENCE.  Christ was a man of peace, and so must we be.

Do not fear the End Times my friends.  Whether you are taken in the Rapture or you stand with me at the end to battle the Anti-Christ at Armageddon – you will be saved.

So, to paraphrase my good friend, our President, Bring on The End Times!

Krammada Elbas.  5:30. God Bless America



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